The Mighty Nochshorn

REASONS I’M EXCITED FOR THE 2 HOUR MAD MEN PREMIRE

1) Because Roger Stirling entered season five as the lowliest most pathetic character and exited the most triumphant. (And maybe the most doable? Thoughts?)

2) Because weight watchers may finally teach Betty to find strength in lady bonding, instead of lady hatin’.

3) Because only Mad Men can turn dogs fucking into a poignant moment. 

4) Because in a whole season of completely heartbreaking moments (Lane! Joan!) the saddest and most effecting may have been when Don can’t get through one listen of “Tomorrow Never Knows”

5) Because of the perfect payoff of these three scenes. 

From the pilot:

From The Suitcase (S4):

From The Other Woman:

6) Because when everything is getting too horrible you can at least have Joan and Don flirting in a bar.

7) Because despite everything, Joan finally made partner, and left that gross rapist Dr. husband.

8) Because Peggy has the only good relationship on the show. 

9) Because Pete got punched in the face… twice.

10)

This is the first look at Bard the Bowman in the upcoming Hobbit movies. Can you see why I did a double take?

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The Revolution Was Televised: The Cops, Crooks, Slingers, and Slayers who Changed TV Drama Forever. 

A great series of Essays about TV’s new golden age, starting with OZ and ending with Breaking Bad. I’ve really been enjoying it, and not just because he agrees with all my opinions on Buffy. 

TV Rant of the Day - Love Triangles AKA No One Likes Duncan Kane

On Mondays I watch my favorite and least favorite love triangle on television. First I watch the previous nights episode of The Good Wife, fight the urge to start e-mailing everyone I know trying to MAKE them understand why it’s so amazing. Later that night I watch the new episode of How I Met Your Mother, laugh once at something Marshal says, and then sigh and remember better days. When you have a television show that at least somewhat relies on the romantic tension between your protagonist and other characters, (as opposed to Friday Night Lights, which relies on the comfort of the Taylor’s eternal love) it can be difficult to maintain that “will they/won’t they” quality. One way to stop the central relationship from going stale is to introduce a third party to create a love triangle. While this is a good short term solution, a new balancing act emerges. You’re not responsible not just for maintaining the tension between the original two parties, but between the competitive party as well.

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This movie looks pretty stupid. The only upside I could think of was that at least having a brother/sister evil fighting duo was a combination we hadn’t seen for a while. (Star Wars and Spy Kids are actually the only examples I can think of right now). It’s a nice way to have a female action lead where she’s guaranteed not to become the love interest of the male action lead. Maybe put some focus on her ability to actually ass kick, or have a personality or something.

But then… “They’ve got my sister”. So I guess they’ve decided to go with the damsel in distress thing after all. Oh well. 

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It’s hard to oversell Terry Crews. He’s a huge man with great comedic timing, who can now apparently make music with his thigh muscles. 

He makes our world a little bit better and we owe him for that.

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